pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Capone prided himself as a man with style. If he ever killed someone himself, or one of his henchmen killed an important person, hundreds of dollars worth of flowers was sent to the funeral. In one fight between Capone’s men and another gang, an innocent woman was shot, not fatally, and required hospital treatment. Capone personally paid for all the hospital fees. He also would pay for all children’s hospital bills when he visited.

aryanjinete:

Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak

21 hours ago · 228,893 notes · ollivander (the source) · reblog

misandry-mermaid:

forgetpolitics:

Love how all the POC look 1000% done with this shit.

Halloween is coming up, yall

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

22 hours ago · 271,706 notes · nalomaxie (the source) · reblog
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mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

22 hours ago · 147,366 notes · ocehot (the source) · reblog
You are really cute
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Hey, thanks! :D

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

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the-winchesters-in-221b:

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davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

22 hours ago · 949,685 notes · greetings (the source) · reblog

zellah4:

OMFG

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

SJ.