toenail-fister:

cardiocutie:

pensiveoffensive:

spudsexuall:

thewalkingmapal:

sizvideos:

Video

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

Watch the end it’s so precious

NOOOO

THIS IS WHAT WILL END DRUNK DRIVING I SWEAR

I cry every time I see this

FUCK

get to know me meme: [2/5] sitcoms - How I Met Your Mother

"There are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, ‘Yup, that was a mistake.’ So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you’ll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not."

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

please don’t
me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games (via jeanmarcoing)

glowpizzax:

My second home ✈️✈️✈️

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x

SJ.